10) You're a vegetarian.
9) You bleed green.
8) You don't hydrosail
7) ...And you don't have friends.
6) You do the Vulcan hand-salute
5) ...And say 'Live long and prosper'
4) ...In Vulcan
3) ...Every time you meet someone.
2) You try to nerve-pinch people
1) ...And it works.
Your friends think you're insane because you tell them humor and sarcasm are illogical.
You seriously do think you would look better with pointed ears.
Written by Katherine Delany (E-mail: fevra@yahoo.com) in 1999, with additions by "Mister Saavik" in August 2000.